It's your fantasy!

Live like the King or Queen you are in your own private space, or bunk in a pony stall for the week. The only thing stopping you is your imagination!

Your home away from home is a sweet cabin in the woods with hot and cold running water, plenty of electrical outlets, and an inviting front porth for relaxing. Paved roads and paths run in front of each cabin where you can catch one of our taxis ready to wisk you to the Spa for pampering, the Oasis for socializing, or the Dungeons for play.

The facility boasts a beautiful Olympic-sized pool with water slide open from sunrise 'til midnight,
acres of wooded seclusion to explore, open fields to play in, and lots more.
It's all up to you and your imagination!

Headquarters Features comfy surroundings with a glowing fireplace.
Join the us for an evening of brandy and cigars or try something more exotic with HRH and the world's largest hookah.

Want to rough it?

No problem ~ just let us know.

Bring your camping gear and we can put you in the center of it all, or in seclusion by the lake.

With 360 acres to make your own, we know you won't be bored!

And, you can even pee outside!